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marsdoom:

me as a parent.
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tojothethief:

Just bull things. 
tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.
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galacticdad:

the worst part about depression that’s on again off again is that you can never tell if you’re making progress and actually feeling better or if you just had a couple of good days and the second something goes wrong you’ll be right back where you started

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dragondicks:

hamigakimomo:

what are the signs of luigi

signs of luigi:
biscuit crumbs everywhere
distant sobbing sounds
sound of someone falling over in another room
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